i dont hate bugs and stuff but their weird ways of moving low durability and lack of individuating characteristics remind me that all life is vile grotesque alien meat and that im an unwelcome guest in one and my body is just one dying cell in a sickly superorganism
crabs should just walk forwards normally because i really dont like it how they do it right now
im a big guy and i know in some small way, how fucked up it is. but there’s just. trillions. of tiny guys that don’t know how fucked up they are. how fucked it is that they’re just building nest or stealing my bread crusts. they dont even know how fucked it is that they’re so small that they can’t comprehend how fucked up they are. that’s fucked.
flies live for like 2 or 3 weeks tops. and yet they will spend an entire morning buzzing in your face. that would be like if a human took a whole year off to dedicate their entire existence to cow tipping. they don’t even fucking care. its like they relish the chance to drown themselves in half drunk mugs of tea. they like doing that. they reincarnate to do it again.
